barrier buliding for dummi-urm survivors

okay guys,i'm back and as promised i'm showing how to make a temporary barrier to protect your hideout.
all you're gonna need is:
250 ft of steel chain
20-40 totalled/useless cars and trucks
old furniture(lots of it)
lots of pad locks
2-4 big trees(to anchor barrier)
if you don't have trees, power poles
300+ft barbed wire

step1) drag/drive/tow vehicles into position around parimeter
step2)loop chain around trees/power poles and lock in place(one endonly!!!)
step3)loop other end of chain around front and rear axles and lock chain in-place around other tree/power pole
step4)place furniture in gaps between vehicles
step5)use barbed wire to anchor furniture to cars
step6) take left over wire and chain and wrap it around cars
step7)this is the fun part-BURN THE FURNITURE!!! >=D

'Z' day +14 8:51pm

hey guys,just finished the temporary barricades around my house,it ain't pretty but it should hold them off while i finish modifying my escalade into a make shift tank.i've gathered enough MRE's to last 3 weeks,a few melee weapons,1 shotgun, 100 shotgun shells,and 3 good friends(alex,josh,and zack-zack and i are more of aquaintances than friends but he's one of the strongest guys I know).*mixed machinegun fire,shotgun blasts and small explosions* what the he- "hit the deck!" alex yells,*continued combat noise*.Sorry about that guys, raiders,luckily for everyone they buzzed-off after we killed 2-3 of them,well atleast we got their guns and ammo...SH*T! THOSE MOTHER F*CKERS! they blew a hole the size of manhattan in my barricade!
dang,sorry guys,gotta go rebuild my barricade >=(.

I'll right again soon,
Jesse(your companion through the zombie apocalypse)

P.S:next week I'll tell you how to use everything you get your hands on to make a decent barricade =D